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Lost Tips to Relationships

1. No matter what happens, hook up.
Despite the situation you are in if there is a pretty girl next to you with even the slightest
interest in you, try and hook up. Between a smoke monster that kills, the Others, Freight
Militia, paranoia, freely accessible weapons, time travel that's fatal, double agents, and
underwater hatches, don't think about, just do. Chances are you'll be dead tomorrow.
example: Kate and Sawyer in a cage.


2. In the middle of a firefight, find the nearest picnic table.
True fact: Darma picnic tables are designed to withstand 44 mm artillery shell at point blank
range. Why else would there be so many picnic tables? example: Sawyer shoots Freight
Militia from behind a wooden picnic table and does not get shot.

3. Just because they are good doctors doesn't make them good people.
It seems everybody believes that if you are a doctor you must have a heart of gold. But if
anybody remembers life back on the mainland if you don't have the right insurance you can't
even see a doctor. If you don't have money the best doctors are off limits. And most
importantly, they are society's drug dealers. Name one drug you were prescribed that didn't
have more than 3 syllables? You can't even remember, can you?!?!?

4. If you fall in love with someone, prepare for heartbreak.
Boone loved his stepsister, dead.
Charlie loves Claire, dead.
Libby loves Hurley, so dead.
Any women who falls for Sayid, dead. (seriously, all of them)
Jack loves Kate, suicidal.
Kate and Sawyer are the exception. Look to Rule 1.

The Truth........
.......................... is that finding someone to share your life with may be hard, but high-end call girls are ridiculously expensive.