P-Minus 2 Days

Detentes Denied?

Apparently the version of the story I told last time was disputed by parties present. I just want you all to know that I am telling the truth and they were just released from the coo-coo factory.
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Okay, that was a lie but it was wrapped in good intentions. That should count for something, right?

But enough of who was right and who was wrong (or silly liability) the focus is on the paper. After all my writing I actually have a bigger paper than what I need. I really thought I wasn't going to have enough to talk about and now, surprise, surprise, I wrote too much. Guess I should have taken more breaks, eh? So now I am in the enviable position of editing and sharpening my paper, the third and final phase after drafting and type editing. The end is so close I can taste it. In regards to my presentation, I got nothing. In fact, I am thinking of outsourcing the work to an overseas presentation making firm (it should exist) and let them do it. It will only cost me $500 but it will be worth it to sit and avoid presenting for 7 minutes because of my innate shyness.

No matter how many presentations I have made it always makes me nervous. It's as if everybody is judging me not on my presentation, but as a person. Behold:

"That guy, he's too good looking."
"He's too well spoken."
"Look at him, so haughty because he can say big words."
"I bet he has a hot, supermodel girlfriend every week, that bastard. I hate him so hard."
"I like his socks, damn that rich SOB."

You see, I can't handle it. My only hope is that I can bribe my professor with something that teachers can't resist: blackmail material on their coworkers.

Oh crap, my professor is too good to fall for that.

I'm doooooooooooooomed.

Shoot, I guess I'll get back to work

The Truth..................
....................................power point is the tool of the Devil. You want to move an object to this specific location, it moves an inch. You want this one shape and it doesn't have it. You want to control the font and its not having none of that. Damn you power point, damn you to (censored)!