Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Musings from the Other Side Part II

FL can get cold but my PA conditioning makes me laugh at the temperature. As long as I have my blanket.

I Am Legend (Finally!!!)

I have seen I Am Legend and I can say I have not been so depressed by a movie since Million Dollar Baby. I will not spoil the plot but I can say that a silent New York City is creepier than any of the mutated antagonists that want to take a bite out of Will Smith. Plus, Will Smith does an amazing job of convincing you he is a man who has not spoken to a single living person in 1001 days. If I don't speak to someone in 2 days I would go nuts, and I'm a loner by trade. Plus, I'm no good with dogs so I would have gone all Rambo sooner. Okay, that last part is not exactly true. I like dogs but I could never get them trained all that well. I am a master petter but I just can't get them to sit. And since my place doesn't allow dogs I don't get to practice, which makes me sad. Then I Am Legend makes me sadder. So I'm just a big pile of sadness. But I'm still really, really, really ridiculously good looking.

The Truth...............
................................. is that consuming for the sake of consuming is an empty existence. Consuming to one up your friends with the cool stuff you bought is the American way.

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